…aaaand Tom Hanks has his hand caught in a pickle jar.
“You have to let go. No, let go of the PICKLE.”
“But I want a pickle.”
IS MURDER ILLEGAL IF IT HAPPENS ON THE MOON
THE MOON IS UNDER GALACTIC PROTECTION, THEREFORE NO NATION OR GOVERNMENT POWER CAN CLAIM JURISDICTION OR POWER OVER IT. SO NO, THERE IS NO HUMAN LAW AGAINST MURDER ON THE MOON. BUT I THINK THE PEOPLE THAT LIVE THERE WOULD BE UPSET
THANK YOU TUMBLR
What the fuck just happened…?
whos going to kiss me on new years eve
no im not