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flyaway-freedom-heart:

h0bbitberry:

simonwang:

Twilight in two seconds

This is the only twilight thing I will ever reblog. 

I have been waiting for this gif

snuffysbox:

twenty4mixtapes:

…aaaand Tom Hanks has his hand caught in a pickle jar.

“You have to let go. No, let go of the PICKLE.”
“But I want a pickle.” 

#sometimes i remember that tom hanks exists and the world seems a better place.

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whyy-am-i-still-here:

i-m-a-cutteerr:

suicidal-girl-depressed:

this is break my heart and is fucking true

She just breaks down..

omfg. i don’t care how much i’ve blogged it, i can’t help but stare at this repeatedly. she just breaks down as if she’s been holding it in for so long.  

its-misha-bitch:

thestrangesherlcokian:

youcanttakethetardisfromme:

frickmyphone:

IS MURDER ILLEGAL IF IT HAPPENS ON THE MOON

THE MOON IS UNDER GALACTIC PROTECTION, THEREFORE NO NATION OR GOVERNMENT POWER CAN CLAIM JURISDICTION OR POWER OVER IT.  SO NO, THERE IS NO HUMAN LAW AGAINST MURDER ON THE MOON.  BUT I THINK THE PEOPLE THAT LIVE THERE WOULD BE UPSET

THANK YOU TUMBLR

What the fuck just happened…?

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Tumblr Quotes

tolovemeforme:

Effy Stonem favorite quotes.

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hotboyproblems:

whos:

hotboyproblems:

whos going to kiss me on new years eve

no im not

oh

(Source: hotboyproblems, via fuckinheroine)

i-want-your-cumberbabies:

teardrops-onmy-keytar:

jackalkenpo:

sowhatelseisblue:

saveatardis:

ignoringoblivion:

waerlogas:

oodly-crafting:

theconsultingbitch:

raggedybearcat:

sirwolfpaws:

beahbeah:

confuzzeldmind:

WHOEVER BUYS THIS FOR ME WINS MY ETERNAL LOVE

I OWN THIS
EVERY MORNING HE SAYS SOMETHING DIFFERENT ABOUT HOW THE WORLD NEEDS YOU AND YOU HAVE TO GET UP
AND WHEN YOU PRESS THE BUTTON TO HUSH HIM HE SAYS “DEFTLY DONE, MADAM,” OR “IF IT’S NOT TOO FORWARD OF ME, THAT DID TICKLE, MADAM”
IT WAKES YOU UP WITH THE SOUND OF CHIRPING BIRDS BEFORE STEPHEN FRY’S VOICE
EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE ONE

I NEED ONE PLEASE GET IT FOR ME PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

It’s so charming I would feel really bad sleeping through it.
But that wouldn’t stop me.

SOMEONE
FUCKING
BUY ME THIS
I WILL RIP MY HEART OUT AND SELL IT TO YOU FOR IT
I REALLY FUCKING WANT THIS



If you buy this for me I will love you 5ever

I’m just like, twitching with want. TWITCHING.

GIVE ME

OH MY GOD, WANT.

If I don’t have this I will die.

SOON
lulz-time:

emily-adomestic:
Is that a knife in your pants or are you just happy to… Oh shit. It is a knife.
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andkimmm:

i believe that when you know how to physically touch a girl, is when you really have her. hand placement and the use of your hands is everything, remember that gentlemen.